Car-buying help from someone who’s sat on the other side of the desk.
Crisp Auto Help reviews your quotes, exposes hidden fees, and walks you through the numbers so you don’t overpay or get pressured into products you don’t need.
Typical clients save $500–$2,500+ compared to going in alone.
How it works
Simple, fast, and built around how dealers actually work — because that’s where I come from.
Step 1
Share where you’re at
Tell me if you’re just starting, already have a quote, or are sitting in the showroom right now.
Step 2
Send your info
Upload or paste your quote, worksheet, VIN, and trade details. The more details, the better the outcome.
Step 3
Get your game plan
I send back a clear breakdown: what’s fair, what isn’t, and exact phrases you can use to push back.
Step 4
Close with confidence
I stay in your corner for questions, updated quotes, and contract review so you sign only when it makes sense.
Services & pricing
Start small with a simple quote review or let me guide you from first idea to keys-in-hand. No pressure, no sales pitch — just clear numbers and a plan.
Tier 1 · Deal Review
From $79 · perfect if you already have a quote.
Full review of your dealer quote or worksheet
Breakdown of price, fees, rate, and add-ons
Trade-in value check (if applicable)
Red / yellow / green “deal score”
Clear target numbers you should push for
One follow-up question or quick call
Most popular
Tier 2 · Negotiation Coach
From $199 · you handle the dealer, I handle the strategy.
Everything in Tier 1 included
Personalized negotiation scripts
Email / text templates to send to dealers
Up to three updated deal reviews
F&I product review (warranty, GAP, protections)
Trade-in offer strategy & comparison
30–60 minute live coaching session
Tier 3 · Full Concierge
From $549 · I guide you from “I need a car” to “keys in hand”.
Personal needs assessment call
Vehicle research & model recommendations
Market pricing overview for your area
Help contacting multiple dealers (or scripts you can send)
All quotes reviewed & compared in one place
Negotiation support until the deal is locked
Contract review before you sign
Text support until you take delivery
Need something simpler? I also offer quick “best offer” checks, trade-in valuations, and lease contract reviews as à la carte add-ons.
À la carte services
Just need a quick gut check or a second set of eyes? These add-ons are perfect when you don’t need a full plan.
Quick Offer Check
$39 · single quote snapshot
Send one offer and I’ll tell you if it’s fair, where it’s padded, and whether I’d sign it as-is.
Trade-In Valuation Review
$29 · trade-only review
I compare your trade number against guides and recent market data so you know if they’re low-balling you.
Add-On & Warranty Review
$39 · F&I menu review
Share the menu from finance and I’ll flag what’s worth considering and what’s just profit for the store.
Lease Contract Review
$49 · final contract check
I review your lease contract before you sign to confirm payment, money factor, residual, and add-ons match the deal you agreed to.
Payment Accuracy Check
$29 · math double-check
I run the numbers on your payment so you know the dealer’s math is correct and nothing “moved” in finance.
Doc & Dealer Fee Check
$19 · fee sanity check
Quick review of your doc, dealer, and “market” fees to see if they’re normal for your area or padded.
Why work with Crisp Auto Help?
I work in the dealership world — and I know exactly where numbers get padded, how trade-ins get undervalued, and how payment
shoppers get boxed in.
This service is built for normal people who just want a fair deal without spending weeks becoming a car expert.
I translate dealer talk into plain English, show you where the money really is, and give you a simple plan to follow — or
handle it all with you if you choose the concierge route.
Inside knowledge of dealership tactics
Transparent, flat-fee pricing
No kickbacks from dealers, ever
“I walked in nervous and walked out feeling like I hadn’t left any money on the table. The script you gave me worked word-for-word.”
— Recent client, Tacoma area (name on request)
“The finance office tried to sell me every protection under the sun. Having you on text while I was there was a lifesaver.”
— Lease client, remote consult
Get your deal reviewed
Send a quick snapshot of where you’re at. I’ll reply with which service makes the most sense and a simple flat-fee quote — no hard sell, ever.
Prefer direct contact? You can also set this up however you like:
Link this section to a Calendly booking page.
Swap the form for a simple “Email me” button.
Add your phone or business text line for urgent deals.
Once we connect, I’ll ask for your quote or numbers, confirm pricing for the service you need, and give you a
turnaround time before you pay anything.